RoomRiot scorecardExample
The roast
“Your bedroom looks like a mattress lost custody of its bed frame.”
The real fix
Anchor the bed, clear one landing zone, and pull the lighting closer.
Room potential
Very fixable.
Get roasted. Live better.
Upload your room.
Get roasted.
Fix the damage.
RoomRiot gives your space a playful, specific critique—then points you toward a better setup. The joke is always on the room, never on you.
Only upload photos you own or have permission to share. RoomRiot does not use demeaning or hateful humor.
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ScorecardCurrent vibe
"Post-move limbo"
4.2
Your room has potential. It's just currently hiding under that chair.
Fix firstBed zone
KeepWarm light
MoodSoft grit
Funny enough for the group chat. Useful enough to change the room.
The intervention
Three steps. One much better room.
Start with the laugh. Keep the parts that work. Then get a no-nonsense plan for the parts that absolutely do not.
- 01
Upload your room
Share a clear photo of the space you want to improve.
- 02
Get the scorecard
Receive a playful, room-specific roast and a shareable verdict.
- 03
Unlock the redesign
Choose the practical plan when you are ready to fix the chaos.
Sample scorecard
A room roast with a point.
This is an example of the tone—not an actual customer result. We keep it sharp, specific, and focused on the space.
Playful, never personal
When you want the fix
The practical part comes after the punchline.
A roast gets you the truth. A redesign plan tells you what to do with it—without pretending every room needs a gut renovation.
The redesign plan
$19
Room Reset Redesign Plan
A practical reset for the room that started the roast.
- A room-specific mood board
- A color palette that works with what stays
- Layout advice for your actual footprint
- Shoppable recommendations by priority
Premium option
$49
Personalized follow-up revision
For feedback, constraints, and the opinionated roommate who needs a little more convincing.
No checkout yet—just the plan.
The group-chat upgrade
Three friends roast their rooms. You unlock a redesign upgrade.
Your scorecard is made to share. When three friends follow the link and roast their own rooms, your future redesign gets a little more room to work.
Referral progress
123
More roasts. Better rooms.
Early-access upload intake
The full upload and AI workflow is not live yet.
We're preparing the first RoomRiot roasts. Join the early-access list to be considered for the opening intake—no instant results or paid reports are promised today.
Join early accessPlease only share room photos you own or have permission to share. We don't use demeaning or hateful humor.